two royal guards block your path

alienpapacy:

namelesswarning:

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one only tells the truth, while the other only tells lies. both pay 20 for a gram

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aquilacalvitium:

noxiousea:

salsayama:

anti-clockwise-turntech:

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celestiyal:

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same energy

coniello:

the other day i was perusing the dessert options in the dining hall and this group of absolute stereotypical frat boy types were also milling around the desserts and one of them pointed to the strawberry pastries and said to the others “what’s the vibe with these, boys?” and i haven’t been able to get that sentence out of my head since

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bless y’all

bonus:

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ASDFGHJKL

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himborc:

i put the rat in wrath

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pigcatapult:

koy–fish:

well.

This is it. This is the best meme.

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daycare:

gushergurl:

what’s the pink they put in pink lemonade that makes it so poppin

that’s pussy babe!

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tgpgifs:

JAMEELA JAMIL by Ramona Rosales for Stylist Magazine (2019)

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